I'm 21

It's kinda funny how everyone at work and at school wanted to know what my big plans were tonight, and I had the best answer ever, and I mean it. Well lets say they were talking up their 21st b-days and how drug or dumb they were. So when they were done I was like, well I am going to top all of yours...COMBINED!!! So I said this, everytime: "When I get home I am going to eat a very nice meal prepared by my wife, who is a very good cook! Then help feed my kids and then watch a movie as a family and then go to sleep." And most of the girls smiled, and they guys gave me crap. They don't realize it but it was the best birthday I have ever had, so they can drink and do there stupid stuff, I had a great time!

Happy birthday me!